Torturing Food

I am a kitchen NINJA. Having spent the morning craving something unknown, I ventured into my head and attempted to discern what it was I was craving. The answer: COOKIE DOUGH. However, cookie dough takes approximately twenty minutes to make, and then you have to actually bake cookies. I don't have time for that at present, as I have someplace I have to be in less than an hour.

My solution? Make a much smaller, improvised cookie dough, maybe a quarter the usual size. But then how to cook it?

FRY IT.

GRACE'S FRIED COOKIE DOUGH

1/4 c sugar

1/4 c brown sugar

-mix, then add

1/4 c butter, melted

1 egg

- mix, then add

vanilla extract, to taste

pinch of salt

- mix, then add

3/4 c flour (a little bit at a time)

- put a frypan on medium heat. Melt butter over heat. Add cookie dough; fry till done.

I have yet to finish the last step - we'll see how it turns out!